Behind every successful man there is a…..

In the 21st century do we still believe that, “behind every successful man there is a woman?” I mean get over it! We all here live in a practical world and I do not see any contribution of a woman to a man’s success!
Ok let’s talk real. A man has enough power and brains to take his own decision when he has to be in office and don’t these decisions make a man successful? I mean do we see a man calling or consulting his wife and or any woman in his life to take every decision in office and life? And if any man does do it then well either he is a loser or then a man with no BALLS!!!!
So then does this mean that there are two types of men – Men who can take their own decisions and men who can’t? Are we surrounded with men who really are without balls? I mean men who can’t take their own decisions? So where do they go to seek help when they really have to take decisions – Women or men? This question kept on haunting men until a few days back when I met three people I know off who can’t take their own decisions. Thanks to them I could start my observation and experiment.
The first guy used to work in my office and works no more. Name – Prashant Prabu. The first man I saw and observed who never took his own decisions, and after I observed him for 6 weeks during my training, I realized he always ran to his dear “chuddi buddy” Ashish when it was time to take decision; then be it taking a new house on rent or then how and when to propose to a girl and well he did fairly good and he seemed happy to live in his life decided by some one else. Next on my observation list was Mr. XYZ (name not mentioned cause you never know how people might take offence, han?), who is he? Current Training Manager for the previous company I worked for. Well any decision to be taken he consulted a thousand Sr. Manager’s before he had decided a “Yes” or “No”. Well the Sr. Management of that company is dominated by men! The best is yet to come; the decision so taken if was a success XYZ was proud that HE took the decision. Ok correction here, “You never took that decision did you?” I wonder if he ever realized that fact. I pray to God he does soon and well if he doesn’t honestly “I don’t give a flying fart in space!” Then next is my very dear friend from college. His name is Sarang. What’s wrong with him? This dude is royally confused in life! He has a business of his own, and there he takes his decisions by himself, which is appreciable! So no help needed in success! But then when it came to girls and family he needed a woman to help him to take his decisions, I mean honestly I don’t know what kind of a man’s genre does he belong to - the BALLS or the NO BALLS type? So do we need to have another category?
After all of these observations it bottled down to one fact, most of the men who couldn’t take their own decisions went to men as it is rightly said – “Only a man can understand another man!” So then where did the thought of “behind every successful man there is a woman” come from? What role did women play in the success of a man’s life? The answer was – A very small and unimportant role.
So then we can conclude and change the proverb, thought, or the statement to - Behind every successful man there is the man himself. This one is for the category who could take their own decisions.
So what for those who couldn’t - Behind every successful man there is another man?

Are all men Freaks?

“How can you play that Harry Potter game?” “How can you keep on playing that PS2 of yours man? What wrong with you?” These are the general reactions that I get when I am sitting and playing video games or then playing on my PS2. I mean that PS2 is new and I like it so I will be obsessed with it, won’t I? Why is it that every time men meet and talk about games, bikes, and babes deemed as ‘Freaks’? I mean this what men will talk about won’t they, well ideally 99% of them would talk about that. I am considering the remaining 1% to be either Gay or the A – Feminist kind of men. So then; does that mean – “All men are freaks?”
Well, if men talk about all of these, what do women talk about when they meet? It’s obvious; when women are together all they talk about is other women! “Well my boss is a bitch, she said this and that to me, the only reason she yelled at me was because she found out that her husband is sleeping around with that whore Priya and she just wanted to get her frustration out!”, “That Simran, Oh Jesus! You know what now she is sleeping around with Rajiv! What a bitch just to get promoted! I mean she is married!” So correct me if I am wrong, these talks are informative!? If women meet and sit through the night discussing about other girls; their personal life’s, their sexual life’s and BLAH BLAH! These nights are then termed as – “Girls Night out!” Well women are still not freaks! But then when the man wants to meet up with his friends and talk about games, bikes and babes then either he is deemed as a “Freak” or then he has to answer these questions – “Why do you want to go out with other guys? Are you Gay?” I mean why do we need to respond to this? So if men want to have a “Guys Night out” either they are “Loser’s” with no girls in their lives or then they are “Gays”! Where did this concept come from? Thanks to this mental vibe that women have no man in this world so far has ever had a “Boys Night out”; well but we men know how to make our ways through the thick and thin and that’s the reason why such parties are termed as a “Bachelors parties!”
Now let’s talk about what happens to men and women when they are actually freaked out and how do they respond? When men are angry or then freaked on something or someone they would like to have a drink, work out, clean the car or the bike or then may be go for a long drive or a ride depending on the situation or then last but no the least they would want to be alone in the room and masturbate! These are a few ways in which men would want to remove their frustration! Let’s talk about women; they will cry, through things around, yell at someone else, curse someone, call their girl friends and bitch about the person or then crib about the situation they are in. If nothing helps then they would go and swipe the small plastic card knows as the Credit Card and shop, well shop a Hell lot!
When I sat, and tried to assess both the genders I realized that actually it is difficult to prove who is a freak. Ideally both men and women react in completely different ways to situations due to which the opposite is deemed as a - “Freak”. So the only conclusion for this - both men and women are equally freaked. Aren’t they?

How important is Sex?

Now a days when I hear people around me talking and discussing; out of 10 people there are at least 5 or 6 who are discussing about their sex life or then something related to someone else’s sex life and the population of the breed called “women” talk about this more. So I wonder; “Is sex so important or it’s just that people are excited to talk about it with someone they don’t have sex with?”
Well I had to get this question answered and I did not know whom to approach first, should be a girl or a guy who would be honest enough to tell me how important is sex to him/her? Basically I had two questions;
1. Who has more sex?
a) Woman
b) Man.
2. Who enjoys it more?
a) Woman
b) Man.
The more I thought about it the more it killed me; cause if I go by my personal experience then, woman have more sex and women enjoy it more and that’s the reason why they talk about it more! But this was a personal opinion and it was not satisfying enough so I had to start the questionnaire and so I did with an office colleague and a very close friend named; Suraj. To this question he responded, “Dude, obviously women have more sex and they enjoy it more.” I thought, “Well there’s another one just like me!” So I moved on and asked this question to another colleague and he responded, “Well, women have more sex and men enjoy it more.” To this I thought, “Well ok now someone’s talking!” But then these were men talking, I wanted a few women to confirm Suraj’s and mine thoughts! I could not go to my girlfriend because she could have killed me so then I decided to venture out and ask these questions to the ladies that I work with; this was not an easy task you know! Major pain to make these girls talk!
Well any ways, I finally did venture out and asked a few women. A few told me not to mention their names but these are the reactions and trust me when you read the bottom line then you shall understand the motive of this small survey that I conducted! Well the first one to answer this was a very close friend and she said that, “It’s obvious that women have more sex and they enjoy more, I mean how can you think that guys have more sex that’s an insane statement to say. You said it in front of me, don’t say it in front of anyone else ok?” she said in a tone which made me feel like I had just made a really dumb statement. Well I must say that I was happy to hear what this woman was saying. So then I said to myself, “Dude, you are getting closer to the conclusion!” As mentioned earlier I was working so I had greater access to broadminded women so I could bide my time befriend them, be comfortable with them and then ask them the two most important questions. I followed this plan and asked four women; out of which three agreed that it was women who had more sex and enjoyed it more and one said that though women have more sex than men, they do not enjoy it as much as men do. “Hmmm…what made her say that?” I thought, but couldn’t dare to ask her that. This survey was not enough for me to satisfy; I wanted more women to accept that women have more sex and enjoy it more. But this time it had to be married women and so be it. I had one friend who was married and this was what she had to say, “Familiarity breeds to contempt, we obviously want more variety!” When the same question was asked to her husband he say’s, “Well, if this question was asked to me before marriage I would love to say that I wanted variety, but now that I am married I am happy with my wife!” “Wow! Now this is what I called a happily married couple!!” The next couple was the weirdest one, both had the same thing to say and it was, “Yup man, I want more variety and enjoy it more as far as my spouse doesn’t find out!” I was in a mind frame which is called, “SHOCKED!”
Now for all you, the reason behind this small survey was to conclude that it is a myth that men have more sex and they enjoy it more; it’s actually the other way round; its women who have more sex and enjoy it more! So the next time think twice before you actually blame a man to be desperate! Thank you and wait for more!

Its always the mans fault isn't it?

Is this above statement true? Or is it that everyone has been saying it so that’s what the whole world believes in it? So let’s get clarity of this statement.

Well, this clarity would not be appreciated by most of the women who are reading this, and now you are wondering why I said this? Well let’s understand; every Bollywood and Hollywood movie ever made, every book ever written by a woman author for women or men, showed that men are always wrong, they made every man watching the movie or the book feel ashamed! Why? Are men always wrong? Is there no time when women can be wrong? Are there no instances when we see a woman makes a mistake or commits a crime and gets away with it so smoothly?? And trust me is there is a man involved in what she has done he is the one who will suffer for a life time!!!!!

From now one I am going to narrate real life incidences that I face or my friend’s face in which clearly a woman has made a mistake and she got away from it and the man who was innocent had to suffer. These incidences may include all types of incidences and they are real and are mentioned intentionally, well may be I can spare you by not writing the real names of the characters. That’s the least I can do you know.

Well we all have characters in our life that we meet and teach us lessons, I too need you to get introduces to a few characters who will be with you and narrate their stories for all of us to understand how “men are not always at fault!!”

When I started to write about this, I wondered which incident had to be written first, but then I came across the best incident and this one is the perfect and supports the motive I am writing this for.
It all started at my father’s birthday on 07th September, 2008. My sister apparently had booked a cake. She had booked it with another lady who was supposed to deliver it at one of the nearest Copper Chock’s store which is not so close; however I have to say, that it’s not all that far. We were supposed to pick up the cake at 12:00PM, according to Indian Standard Time, we reached there at 12:45PM. I entered the shop and said, “Hi, I had booked a cake for my father and was supposed to pick it up at 12:00PM so can I take it now?” The Customer Service Representative who was a young man with an Indian skin complex and wearing a red t – shirt with black pant and a black cap; yes, he had worn a cap in a shop which was completely protected by Air Conditioning. He looked at me and said, “What was the flavor of the cake?” I said, “Well I had ordered for a Mocha Coffee Cake, have you got it yet?” As soon as I completed my sentence the guy gave me a look as if I had uttered words in some language he could not understand! Then he turns around picks up a sheet of paper which was lying on the table behind the counter, goes through it with small eyes, then looks up and says, “I am sorry sir there was no order placed, I don’t have that cake with me.” These words came as a bolt of lightening. I wanted the cake for my dad to surprise him, and my sister’s plan was a mess. I ran out of the shop and went straight to my sister who was sitting in the car feeding her 3 and half month old son ‘Mahit’ accompanied by my maternal cousin ‘Nupura’. I told my sister, “He says that there is not such type of an order that he had received and that he does not have the cake, are you sure we had to collect the cake from here?” “What rubbish, I had told her that I am need the cake at 12:00PM and that she would keep it ready in the shop” my sister responded already frustrated. “Ok let me call her and check, give me your phone” she ordered, I gave my phone to her right away. She called her husband up and told him to send the number of that lady, which he did; right away. During this whole conversation I had already seated my self in the car. After about five minutes I get a call on my phone from the same lady, I answered the call with no will to do so, but had to do it as my sister was feeding the child. “Hello” I said. “Can I speak to Chitra?” this is what the response I got. “Well actually she is feeding her child so she can’t answer the phone, I am her brother, could you tell me what happened to the cake?” She was just waiting for me to complete me sentence and as soon as she realized I was the right person to continue the conversation with the lady from the other side yelled “She had told an evening order. She had told an evening order at 04:00PM!!” Whoa, she was loud I thought and the next thing I did was gave the phone to my sister, and told her to continue talking to her as I had no idea what the lady was saying and may I say what she was trying to say. The next I could hear my sister in some kind of an argument with the lady over the phone, of all I got was that bottom line – “I was not going to get the cake for which I drove all the way and came here!”
I kept my cool and asked my sister what happened? “Well she is lying, and she says that she shall call me back in some time and let me know as to as how soon can she send the cake here.” “You know what, do you really think we need to wait, I wanted dad to cut the cake before he goes out. So what we can do is we can go to Cakes and More and get another cake” this is what I said. Can someone tell me if what I said was incorrect? Did not in any sense make my sister realize that she was dumb? Did I tell her that she can’t plan and that she should not plan in the future? “I have decided never to plan and take responsibility for you guys here after. Every time we have the same ruddy cakes! All I wanted was for us to taste some good cakes and not the same ones every single time. I had some different intension to get the cake” and believe you me she continued with the same two or three points over and over again! Then I lost it and in an irritated tone I responded, “You know what, we do not have ruddy cakes every time we all like the taste. If you do not like it then may be we can order a different flavor cake on your birthday! For you it may be ruddy its not for us” this all that I said and then we moved on to fill fuel in the car, by the time we reached the fuel station I had decided not to cancel the order and that we shall come in the evening and collect the cake. However, I had not told my sister about this decision. “Give me the phone, let me call that dame and cancel the order for the cake” my sister said. “Its ok, you need not cancel the order, we will drive back again and collect the cake” this is what I said. Now, does this statement sound as if I was trying to be sarcastic or may be rude? All I hear after this is “Hey, give me the phone and at least let me confirm till what time is she going to get the cake ya!” I was yelled at by my sister! We drove back home without talking much.
As we had relatives at our place I decided not to talk about what happened as I thought it was unnecessary to create a scene in from of them and obviously in from of my father. I parked the car and then entered the house, greeted everyone as if everything was fine. No sooner that I entered in the kitchen I could see my sister with the face just about to cry telling my mother that I yelled at her and that she was hurt! And the next I hear my mother and my father yelling at me, “Why do you over react and yell at her in front of everyone? Don’t you understand where to say what? She had done this you’re your father cant you adjust?” Man I was shocked! I had not even said a word or yelled at my sister! Why should I face everyone’s music, when I didn’t even utter a word which could have made my sister cry? Now can you tell me of men are always at fault? This time I was not. Do any of you have more instances proving the same? Do let me know!