“How can you play that Harry Potter game?” “How can you keep on playing that PS2 of yours man? What wrong with you?” These are the general reactions that I get when I am sitting and playing video games or then playing on my PS2. I mean that PS2 is new and I like it so I will be obsessed with it, won’t I? Why is it that every time men meet and talk about games, bikes, and babes deemed as ‘Freaks’? I mean this what men will talk about won’t they, well ideally 99% of them would talk about that. I am considering the remaining 1% to be either Gay or the A – Feminist kind of men. So then; does that mean – “All men are freaks?”
Well, if men talk about all of these, what do women talk about when they meet? It’s obvious; when women are together all they talk about is other women! “Well my boss is a bitch, she said this and that to me, the only reason she yelled at me was because she found out that her husband is sleeping around with that whore Priya and she just wanted to get her frustration out!”, “That Simran, Oh Jesus! You know what now she is sleeping around with Rajiv! What a bitch just to get promoted! I mean she is married!” So correct me if I am wrong, these talks are informative!? If women meet and sit through the night discussing about other girls; their personal life’s, their sexual life’s and BLAH BLAH! These nights are then termed as – “Girls Night out!” Well women are still not freaks! But then when the man wants to meet up with his friends and talk about games, bikes and babes then either he is deemed as a “Freak” or then he has to answer these questions – “Why do you want to go out with other guys? Are you Gay?” I mean why do we need to respond to this? So if men want to have a “Guys Night out” either they are “Loser’s” with no girls in their lives or then they are “Gays”! Where did this concept come from? Thanks to this mental vibe that women have no man in this world so far has ever had a “Boys Night out”; well but we men know how to make our ways through the thick and thin and that’s the reason why such parties are termed as a “Bachelors parties!”
Now let’s talk about what happens to men and women when they are actually freaked out and how do they respond? When men are angry or then freaked on something or someone they would like to have a drink, work out, clean the car or the bike or then may be go for a long drive or a ride depending on the situation or then last but no the least they would want to be alone in the room and masturbate! These are a few ways in which men would want to remove their frustration! Let’s talk about women; they will cry, through things around, yell at someone else, curse someone, call their girl friends and bitch about the person or then crib about the situation they are in. If nothing helps then they would go and swipe the small plastic card knows as the Credit Card and shop, well shop a Hell lot!
When I sat, and tried to assess both the genders I realized that actually it is difficult to prove who is a freak. Ideally both men and women react in completely different ways to situations due to which the opposite is deemed as a - “Freak”. So the only conclusion for this - both men and women are equally freaked. Aren’t they?
Well, if men talk about all of these, what do women talk about when they meet? It’s obvious; when women are together all they talk about is other women! “Well my boss is a bitch, she said this and that to me, the only reason she yelled at me was because she found out that her husband is sleeping around with that whore Priya and she just wanted to get her frustration out!”, “That Simran, Oh Jesus! You know what now she is sleeping around with Rajiv! What a bitch just to get promoted! I mean she is married!” So correct me if I am wrong, these talks are informative!? If women meet and sit through the night discussing about other girls; their personal life’s, their sexual life’s and BLAH BLAH! These nights are then termed as – “Girls Night out!” Well women are still not freaks! But then when the man wants to meet up with his friends and talk about games, bikes and babes then either he is deemed as a “Freak” or then he has to answer these questions – “Why do you want to go out with other guys? Are you Gay?” I mean why do we need to respond to this? So if men want to have a “Guys Night out” either they are “Loser’s” with no girls in their lives or then they are “Gays”! Where did this concept come from? Thanks to this mental vibe that women have no man in this world so far has ever had a “Boys Night out”; well but we men know how to make our ways through the thick and thin and that’s the reason why such parties are termed as a “Bachelors parties!”
Now let’s talk about what happens to men and women when they are actually freaked out and how do they respond? When men are angry or then freaked on something or someone they would like to have a drink, work out, clean the car or the bike or then may be go for a long drive or a ride depending on the situation or then last but no the least they would want to be alone in the room and masturbate! These are a few ways in which men would want to remove their frustration! Let’s talk about women; they will cry, through things around, yell at someone else, curse someone, call their girl friends and bitch about the person or then crib about the situation they are in. If nothing helps then they would go and swipe the small plastic card knows as the Credit Card and shop, well shop a Hell lot!
When I sat, and tried to assess both the genders I realized that actually it is difficult to prove who is a freak. Ideally both men and women react in completely different ways to situations due to which the opposite is deemed as a - “Freak”. So the only conclusion for this - both men and women are equally freaked. Aren’t they?
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